I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
sending him nudies in gran's hospital bathroom. you?
Swear to god you say cuddle bunny one more time and honest to god I will sacrifice a bunny on the hood of your car
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
My Sexting was not on an AP level
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
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