Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I never thought I would have to put a band-aid on my penis.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
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