I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
do you know how bad I want you right now?
As bad as i want you to stop texting me?
is that a hint?
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
Breaking news: when you're gone every towel is a dick towel
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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