Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
Now we're discussing the sex we had and the later lack thereof. It's like marriage counseling via snapchat.
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I'm sitting at my kitchen table alone dressed as a dinosaur smoking bowls in the dark. Is this rock bottom? Or is this living the dream? Who's to say
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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