"Is there dairy in semen?" was in her recent google searches...so she's lactose intolerant AND a slut.
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just got stoned alone and repierced my nose. don't ever tell me I'm unaccomplished
I just got stoned by myself and am eating cookies so I'm right there with you
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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