Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I wish i was in the wii world.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I'm going as Jenn Sterger if she answered Favre's calls and ended up in a trash can. If I don't get laid tonight I'm going to be pissed
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
you stumbled up the stairs in your heels, pulled 23 one-dollar bills out of your bra and then went and puked in the toilet. didnt say a single thing to me the whole time
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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