i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
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Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
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She's passed out with a slice of pizza between her boobs should I just eat it and leave
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
He was the perfect gentleman on our first date. Took me out for candlelit dinner at a fancy restaurant, held open the door, walked me home, and made me cum three times before he got his.
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