If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
She was into my hawaiian shirt and id never made out with a dinosaur... I feel like it worked out for everyone
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
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