I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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