the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
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I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP ππππ
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