I'm already going to be stripping so like pretty much you would just be watching me. Also we're watching twilight. again.
Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
Then she opened the door and pitched the dead squirrel out, yelling "TELL THE OTHERS WHAT YOU SAW"
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
Last night was the first night with all of the roommates, and what started as a calm night of light drinking got out of hand. There's a girl on my couch wearing only a fanny pack.
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
This is how my night is going so far. The bartender bought our last two rounds and I'm chasing a bee around the bar with a foam bat.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
he went down on me WHILE i ate BACON PIZZA! best. boyfriend. ever.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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