Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
The jerky fairy visited my fridge. It's glorious.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
wow thanks for pushing me towards an older man
you gotta start somewhere if you're going to be a trophy wife
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
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