therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
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