don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
DON'T YOU TELL ME I HAVE HERPES ON MY BIRTHDAY. THAT IS MOST DEFINITELY NOT A HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
Remember when you walked in on me sleeping INSIDE a pillowcase?
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
God it's like my stomach is full of drunk bees
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
It was a fun night. I made out with the door guy at the gay bar but he didn't speak english
There was no door guy at the bar
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