That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I'm going to talk him into letting me tie him up, and then just leave him that way and go meet you for fro-yo.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
At a bar in the city and the whole place starting singing “Happy Birthday” to someone. Everyone but me. The person next to me leaned over and said, “Why didn’t you sing along?!?” I responded, “I don’t know him. I don’t give a shit if he has a happy birthday.”
Randomize
