you ran into the room and announced "I JUST FUCKED HER IN THE ASS". apparently you forgot she left the bedroom 5 minutes before you and was standing with us all.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
angela screamed across the room SHES A CHAMP when i told the pharmacist plan b doesnt make me throw up
I knew it was gonna be weird when she opened the condom with scissors
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Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
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There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
Rum and your dick are involved. You're relying on the unreliable narrator.
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