My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Never name a vibrator after ashton kutcher
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
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Deaf chicks here I come
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
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OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
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THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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