I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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