I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
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Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I got really high and googled the history of Amish people for like an hour.
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
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This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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