Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
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And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
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There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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