Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
well look at the bright side
maybe you can be on an episode of "I Didn't Know I Was Pregnant"
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
You're a waste of cheezeits
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
Her mom Is so hot that when she was bending over i just zoned out starin at her ass her dad slapped me on the back an said let me tell you son everything you see here is mine and you had better realize i felt like simba
Idk I just think that seeing that man's Twitter always resulting in me looking for the whiskey is a bad sign
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