Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
My life now consists of 2 time frames. BV before vibrator and AD after death of my sex life.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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