she's leaving w me bro, I've been buying her mad shots. She's seen my apt. So locked down.
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
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What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
I would personally love to see the surveillance video of me throwing my stuff inside, peeing on the sidewalk, then crying hysterically when I realized I locked myself out. Again.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
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Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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