thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You got pulled on stage by a stripper who wore ruffled ankle socks and did jumping jacks for her dance. Then you were put in a chokehold by a security guard that almost cried because you supposedly said "fuck you!" to him.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
Yes. Ice cream tacos are an important aspect in the bridge of friendship
How ya feelin' champ?
Like a million bucks that was soaked in alcohol.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
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