yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
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he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
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Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
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