so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
You know youre getting old when you I.D. the person trying to take you home to be sure they're over 25. Help me.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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