Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
So I told her I dislocated my shoulder and she said "well okay. I can either be on top or blow you."
Decisions, decisions.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
My Pizza Lunchables won't fit in the fridge because of all your alcohol. One of our addictions has to give.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
That was nice of you. Thank you for respecting the fact that I got cockblocked by a sophomore last night.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
You kept chewing on the empty milk carton and saying "kitty" over and over again. It was an interesting night.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
A guy caught me talking to a sock today in the Laundry room if it makes you feel any better
Sadly that does. Why...where you talking to a sock
Bc I didn't know him and I asked him where he came from and why he was hanging out with my thongs
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