hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
he thought i was a dude.
New. Vanessa hudgens nude pics
That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
& he told me 'I don't think ur a big slut-just kind of an average slut'
HE THINKS THATS A COMPLIMENT!!!!!
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
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