come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
Using mass transit when I'm hungover makes me feel like I missed my calling as a serial killer
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
I hummed the theme from jaws while she was taking the pregnancy test....needless to say she was not pleased
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