oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
pssssst. you dropped everyone else off and forgot about me. im in the backseat of your car still. can you please come back outside and either let me out or take me home?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
I just made the most “single life” Amazon order ever: protein bars and condoms.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
