So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
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BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
In 30 minutes I will have been sober for an entire month. Time for a celebratory lap of cheap alcohol that leads to early liver failure.
But happy liver failure. That's what counts.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
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i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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