she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
I think I'm coming down now. I almost started crying because I lost a piece of paper.
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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