yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
How is it that I've hooked up with not one but two guys in the children's section of a bookstore tonight?
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I'm going back to his house to watch wreck it Ralp.
Hey, Monsters Inc. got me laid. Disney man, who knew it leads to sex.
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
Randomize
