everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Just had another dream about being on Real Chance of Love. I think it's a sign.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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