You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
A girl told me I was her "alcohol spirit animal" tonight. Somehow I think my whole life was secretly building up to this moment
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single