what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
i think i have herpe
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
I knew I was in the wrong bar when "I have a daughter your age" was some random's pick up line.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
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Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
I'd probably lick every tooth in Carly Rae Jepson's fucking mouth.
Teen Choice Awards are on if your wondering.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.