Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
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seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
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I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
If it exists, I've probably pregamed it.
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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