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just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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