just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
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