You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
And dildos are 35% off. So. Ya know. Savings.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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