you should just get pregnant. that way you don't need to decide on a career.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I thought the one perk of the low caliber of men I've slept with thus far in my college career is that I would never run into them in the library. I've been here for ten minutes and we're on number three.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
We don't watch enough power rangers
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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