There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
In Berlin they just cured HIV with stem cells. I am hereby fucking anything that moves.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Hurry up and get here. I already announced to the bar that you were on a mission to get laid tonight. I have 3 takers.
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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