I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
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Our kitchen sink faucet is leaking, so I set a pitcher under it to catch water for Kool-Aid tomorrow rather than turn on the faucet. The environment owes me.
Drunk in my research methods class at 9:30 in the morning. We should do a quantitative analysis of my mimosa consumption.
I am both scared and jealous.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
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You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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