Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
You can drink as much as you want but it's not gunna make her forehead any smaller
I was hoping it might at least fix her teeth
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
