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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
This is my gift to your gina
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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