Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
oh no you fucking didn't eat my mac and cheese you cunt
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
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we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
We were making condiment sandwiches, then her husband kept trying to get me to sleep with her. I hate being the only lesbian at the party.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
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We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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