I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
You dont lie about slip and slides
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
FUCK... Pulled a chick from the bar went to her house passed out on the shitter. She lives in a house full of girls. They were making poop jokes as i left
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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