that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
You've gotta make sure the carpets match the drapes, though.
I am not dying my bush blue.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
why the hell did we go to a rave last night?
we didn't?
definitely went to a bar with strobe lights
JENNIFER. You passed out in a toilet with a color changing light in it.
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