I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
And with me just getting pulled over and you maxing your card out on tennis balls I don't know if we can afford it
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
I know. But whatever I'll just eat cold pizza and play with my cats by candlelight
Idk who invented dominoes cheese steak pizza but I wanna lick their balls
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us