i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
In America we eat man semen.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.