i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
I thought his dick was headless. then I pulled back the foreskin.
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I made two strippers play rock paper scissors to see who would give me a lap dance last night
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
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I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good