yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
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on a related note, did you know that the fire alarm in our apartment talks?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
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Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance