i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
you called me at 4 in the morning to tell me that your toaster burnt your english muffin, and that you "fuckin hated that thing."
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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