think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
i knew it was time to leave when he woke me up only wearing pooh bear oven mitts and holding a plate of thank you pancakes
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
we already have meals planned for the weekend.
SEMEN IS NOT A MEAL.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
We got to the hotel at 12AM with nothing but a plastic bag of magnum condoms and lube, while wearing glow sticks. The receptionist handed us a bunch of water bottles and said "These are on us.", not even phased by three dudes about to have a threesome. I love this town.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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