I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Only thing I got out of his drunken Spanish is something that sounded like "pencil sharpener." Damn rosetta stone.
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Just as I was applauding myself for the best wing man award, I realized we are going to have to burn our futon.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
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