What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
A surprise thumb up the ass and I'm wide awake. She was right, no need for caffine pills I could fight ninjas now.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
Question: what's the protocol for seeing your mistress walking alongside her clueless boyfriend? If you could answer this ten minutes ago, that'd be great.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
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