So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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