Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
