you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
So I have exactly 420 dollars saved up in tips from the past week. I win, and I take that as a sign from god that I am allowed to use that money to buy drugs.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
she told me her two favorite things were grocery stores and dick.
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
Randomize