How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
So I sent him a snap of me half naked holding a pie last night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
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