I don't know if this beer pong partnership can last if you refuse to look me in the eye when we make sweet sweet clutch cup at the same time.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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