Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
We're at the hospital. She got a head rush and fell and now blood everywhere. Smoke the rest, just save her a bowl
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
I was just going for a one night stand and now I'm at breakfast with his entire family.
That went from 0 to lesbian orgy much faster than expected...
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
Randomize