Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
Call me back. I want to hear your side of the dead cat in my garage story.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
She kept telling me that it pissed her off that i expect people to make out with me...then she made out with me. Win?
Long story short wrist restraints, Apple Watch and cumming all don’t mix
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