Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
I'll go out only because I know the starving children in third-world countries would frown upon us if we let an hour of free sangria go to waste...
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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