She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
I swear I get as excited about the sound of a condom wrapper as my cat gets when she's getting a can of food.
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
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