just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
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