i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
