You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
Curdled. you forgot that word. It was a curdled buttery nipple shot.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
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