Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
He asked me to spit in his mouth. I did. Never let me hook up with this guy again.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
Dude fuck drugs. It's 4am and I'm eating mushroom ravioli fantasizing about jumping on a trampoline
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
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